stuff I never posted: this Cap and Thor as Jaeger pilots commission (I forgot whose it was, sorry!!)
"Thor likes this grocery store. We think it might have something to do with the carts. :)"
- Odin: Loki, son, I need to talk to you.
- Loki: Yes, Father?
- Odin: You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I haven't told you before in fear it would upset you.
- Loki: ... Yes?
- Odin: At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Laufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.
- Loki: ...
- Odin: I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.
- Loki: Sssso... this is why you prefer Thor.
- Odin: This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesn't make me love you any less than I love him.
- Loki: ... Does Thor know?
- Odin: He will if you wish him to.
- Loki: We aren't family, then.
- Odin: You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.
- Loki: But I can't become king of Asgard.
- Odin: ... Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as he'll eventually have to do public speaking outside of 'thor swing hammer' and he doesn't have the gilded tongue you do.
- Loki: Ah. Well. ... Okay.
- Odin: Okay?
- Loki: Okay. ... So he isn't your favorite?
- Odin: Your mother is my favorite.
- and thus the entire movie line was avoided.
people who will hurt you if you have negative opinions about jane and/or darcy:
i’m laughing so hard at how advanced technology is in asgard
the reason thor was disoriented on midgard when he got sent down was because that shit was too basic for him, he was thrown for a loop
How Captain America: The Winter Soldier should have ended. After after credits super secret scene.
+ I feel like Thor would have corrected her at some point
+ but she calls it mew mew anyway
+ and one day he brings her a painting of mjolnir anyway
+ and it's labeled in fancy asgardian script
+ and she hangs it on her wall and keeps it till she's an old lady
+ thor and Darcy would have the funniest friendship
+ Darcy Lewis
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
+ aos spoilers
+ i thought this toooo
+ except now we know Thor doesn't think coulson's first name is agent