and the Lord did not ask him again

matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:33:24 -0700

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:29:45 -0700

monksbigdamnblog: chaniatreides: THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:27:28 -0700

monksbigdamnblog:

chaniatreides:

THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE

TOO MUCH ENGLISH GENTLEMAN IN ONE POST

ashqtara: Happy Towel Day! :)

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:14:07 -0700

ashqtara:

Happy Towel Day! :)

devildoll: melifair: thewriterchick: sweet-bitsy: breanieswor...

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:09:48 -0700

devildoll:

melifair:

thewriterchick:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

The duck on his butt tho

Best :D

THE BUTT DUCK

inkandpaperthoughts: ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman: “Because you...

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:06:55 -0700

inkandpaperthoughts:

ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:

“Because you are sad. Have you lost something?”

THANK YOU BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL NEED A LITTLE REMINDER THAT THE DOCTOR DIDN’t JUST LOOSE AMY, HE LOST RORY TOO. AND RORY WAS ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS THE DOCTOR EVER HAD, AND HE’S LOST THEM BOTH AND I CAN’T

thesassyedboy: iwstw: thesassyedboy: buntoine: thesassyedboy: attackofthepartycannon: bacconwiz...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:43:54 -0700

thesassyedboy:

iwstw:

thesassyedboy:

buntoine:

thesassyedboy:

attackofthepartycannon:

bacconwizard:

slenclerman:

Spaghettihos u rope

no I can not knot

not knot?

Who’s there?

POOH!!

pooh who

anescapedfish: panicatthewhorehouse: god-particle: wonderfloniumandfezzes: nerdsforthebirds: neu...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:39:41 -0700

anescapedfish:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

an asexual pop group called No Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

bakerstreetdetective: Will is friend not food.

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:31:50 -0700

bakerstreetdetective:

Will is friend not food.

spoilers-sweetie: Jayne got tag team WashBURNED

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:27:37 -0700

spoilers-sweetie:

Jayne got tag team WashBURNED

thordoftherings: i-choose-fit: littlesouthernmiss: What the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:22:55 -0700

thordoftherings:

i-choose-fit:

littlesouthernmiss:

What the actual fuck. Come on, lets make me more jealous of your core strength.

I always have to reblog this. Because for real. That’s amazing.

Tell me more about how pole dancing is just mindless sluttiness that requires no talent or skill, I implore you.

thdoctor: does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:57:11 -0700

thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:41:43 -0700

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:40:40 -0700

jerkenglish: when people send me dumb asks out of no where

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:40:30 -0700

jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

lannsister: livelonganddammitjim: kirk put off studying for the big testcrammit jim THIS IS MY...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:39:52 -0700

lannsister:

livelonganddammitjim:

kirk put off studying for the big test
crammit jim

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING GOODBYE

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:38:46 -0700

lmnpnch: Chris Pine by Nino Muñoz

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:34:13 -0700

lmnpnch:

Chris Pine by Nino Muñoz

motoasfuck: thiinka: damianwaynesboots: A police officer was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:17:21 -0700

motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:06:54 -0700