June 2012
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
- Them: look
- Me: I saw that already
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
May 2012
- Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
- Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control!
- Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
- Dalek Sec: Four.
- Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
- Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
- Cyber Leader: What is that?
- Dalek Sec: You are better at dying.
So I’ll just stick to random features. I’m slowly progressing.
This is mostly a personal reference post.
So far I have featured:
- badwolfwench
- the13lakes
- iamthorodinson (also known as reynebowbridge)
- narcissisticcanniba1
Annnd… I think that’s it, for formal “you should follow ____” posts. It is late and I am tired so if I missed you please let me know and I’ll add you to the above leest. :3
also:
- living-lavida-loki (I think that is right, if not, please correct)
- handsomebutts
- rhymenocerous
- dizzyonorangeade
Hey guys!
Here comes a funny little story. I was following this girl named dancingchinchilla. I reblogged and liked a lot of her things, but we never talked or anything. Occasionally I would go through the blogs I follow, deleting a few that I decided I could live without. Once in a while hers came up for consideration because we never really interacted, but I decided against it.
Then, I was a few days away from my next round of going through the blogs when she followed me back! She was like, “I’m not sure why I didn’t do this sooner!” and we became buds after that and I’m really glad I delayed because now we have this awesome reblog-ationship and reblog all of each other’s stuff :D She has since changed her name, so without further adieu, I present to you a Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Avengers fan who is awesome and wonderful:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
- oh my god
- I just
- I love Lestrade
- during the drugs bust scene
- so. fuckin’. swag
- Oh Gregory Lestrudleface
- My precious D.I. Silver Fox.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who calls him a silver fox. *_*
LESTRADE FOR LIFE.

eh what am I saying go nuts.
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
joining a fandom

